Daily: 4/12/25

 

One redneck pissed on our floor and a different one, who has also pissed on our floor, is now fucking some fridge-bodied Mexican on my couch. My roomie recently became a brother at his frat and one of his first parties as one might have cost him $150. He invited over our short redneck friend. He only drank five or so beers until he got black out which should tell you how short and petite he is. He was going up to people and shoving his fist in their face for a fist bump. The frat president came down to fuck with him and ask him for his ID. The way he was described to me was "Short, bald, and on steroids.". He pulled out his CDL license and then his ID. Frat president said he had to leave because he was too short just to mess with him. Redneck took it seriously and kept asking to fight. My roomie called me to pick him up and after a couple minutes of pushing him into my car and making him wipe his nose with receipts I was able to leave. One girl was watching this go down and asked if I was his friend, I said yes but now I feel that it was a trap. I took a sharp turn on the way back to the apartment and he went head first into the door opposite of him. He wanted to walk back to the frat house to fight him but I told him he should drink water first and he said that was a good idea and sat in our recliner and then fell asleep. I stayed in the living room with him to stop him from swallowing his vomit or choking himself out with his neck fat. After a bit he stood up, took a couple steps forward. and started pissing. I think he reached down into his overalls, the party was white trash themed but he is white trash to begin with, pulled his dick out of his underwear, and then started to piss all over the inside of his overalls. He soaked a corner of the rug and the doormat with his piss. I pulled him to where it was just hardwood and let him finish pissing there. I recorded this obviously. You can see the piss travel down his leg and split into two streams, one going into his boot and the other going onto the floor. He wrapped himself in a blanket that was cleaned three days before and sat down on the recliner. 

One of my friends said that it was karma for the time I made one of my friends piss themself. Not a fucking chance.

Now the other redneck drove here because "he's extremely drunk and didn't feel safe driving back home", invited a girl to come over, and fucked her on my couch. I just want a day that I can decompress and not have it ruined.