The Minecraft movie is surprisingly fun. I watched it with a group of eight other people and I think it made the experience a little bit more enjoyable. I couldn't hear Steve say "flint and steel" because the guy next to me wanted to know if he was about to say flint and steel. The first five minutes or so is just a lore dump but I don't remember blinking or breathing at all during it. Everything is coming at you so quick it feels like you can't look away for a second or you'll miss out on the intriguing story of Minecraft. I guess vaping is fine in theaters now, everyone in the group has hitting shit during the movie. It gave the room a fever-dream haze that paired with the movie really nicely. Our theater had a chill reaction to the chicken jockey scene surprisingly. The family made up entirely of women who started to become wrinkly in the last four or five years and what I guess were their kids sat right beside us. The ladies were the only people who audibly laughed at some jokes and it made me a little embarrassed whenever I laughed at the same thing they did. All of us talked about getting a group photo after with this cardboard Steve, Creeper, and Chicken in the lobby. All of us except three did it though. You aren't too cool for a group photo.
We went to Applebee's after. Applebee's fucking sucks. I split a meal deal with my fat friend that I've made fun of for the last couple of years. We both had a caesar salad, he got a burger and I got "riblets". I thought the menu said ribeye and when the waitress corrected me I knew I was getting some bullshit. How I would describe riblets is ground-beef shaped around tiny rib bones. The texture is similar to a Salisbury steak from a microwave meal. Halfway through the meal he made me try out his burger, it was dry but he was acting like it was inedible. We also figured out how we'd split the check, then I put a five down for tip and fucked everything up. We had to pay fifteen each and I only had eight. I told him that I'd give him seven in coins since that's all I had. He made a really big deal about not wanting coins so I told him I'd give him a little extra since he had to carry around change, he still said no. Part of his car's plate says "ADDMP", like "A dump", and ever since then I've been looking at other people's plates. I even saw one that had something similar to trash. On the way back home we stopped at the same red light and I told him that I will kill him, that was a big hit for everyone else in the car. This all happened on Monday and he still hasn't gotten his money.
Still trying to be normal. I'm going to keep calling my blog posts "Daily's" even though they aren't daily. I started to write this blog post on Monday and now I'm trying to finish it at eleven at night on Friday. The day after we watched the movie my roomie, coke-girl, and I went to CiCi's. I sound like a creep but the girl behind the counter was really pretty. Latina with black eyeliner and her hair was braided. I think it even had some dye in it. My roomie's card wouldn't go through and I started to laugh to the point where he looked back at me with the most watery eyes I've seen him with. When it was my turn to order I couldn't look her in the eyes. Half because I was nervous because I was high and half because I was nervous from how beautiful she is. I tried to tap my card like how I do at college but it didn't work. She asked if it was asking for my pin and I said no. I should of talked to her more.
I'm trying to become more "normal" by being more social and trying to change my style. I think its been going good so far. I've even decided that I'm at least a seven looks wise. Seasonal depression is a real thing and I can't believe I keep forgetting every year.
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